ask-gallows-callibrator:

happileeerin:

l0kasenna:

inwhichifeelallthefeels:

castielismycherrypie:

ah-shiyt:

grimbarke:

sangcoon:

im so masochistic its terrible i cried while drawing this omg

based off this prompt that was sent to me by zackdoesart

But what if

THIS FUCKING POST

I AM FUCKING SOBBING

It hurt. And then I reread it, and realized it was from the dog’s point of view. And now it hurts even more.

legit tears all over my keyboard.

WAIT WHAT 
I THOUGHT IT WAS FROM THE BOY’S 
OH GOD NO 

its-a-combat-skirt:

revybutt:

building-an-unstoppable-fist:

possiblets:

let’s be honest here, who would ‘t cheat in chemistry

next level cheating.

this is some naruto shit

It’s like that episode of soul eater

teenagevevo:

one of the biggest mysteries of the world is why some people pretend to only like one genre of music

blackqualad:

why are people so worried about if feminism hates men and not worried about how men virulently and violently hate women and commit acts of violence against them

laughhard:

I don’t know where to even start

sueslayer:

archetypalboner:

galesofnovember:

someone told me once that “blink blink” is cat for “I love you”

I’m sure this is total bullshit but i choose to believe it.

cats are hardcore man. instead of going, “i love you,” or whatever, they’re just like, “YOU ARE NEITHER MY ENEMY NOR MY PREY AND I THUS ALLOW YOU TO BE IN MY UNGUARDED PRESENCE.”

snarkysourwolf:

ask-demon-connie-springles:

ashighasginger:

mattharv666:

skankmcmeow:

I see your shifting gaze, that disgusted glance. I know you’re questioning my parenting from across the elementary school assembly.

Let me tell you a little story about the kindergarten student with bright purple hair, my little Raven Marie…

A month before school started she decided to play hair stylist with the craft scissors, and to save what was left I had to opt for a pixie cut. She was absolutely devastated. It was about three hours before she stopped her harsh sobbing and hiccups.

Why?

She has thought that the length of a girls hair was what made her “girly”. I know I’ve personally had many hairstyles around her before, including a purple mohawk, which many people criticized as not being “girly” enough. Media, other children, other parents, and society made it worse. She would randomly burst in tears while out in public for the first week of her new style, screaming that she looked like a boy. That everyone would think she’s a boy.

At one point she took off her bow in her hair, threw it at a cashier and screamed, “I DON’T NEED THIS BOW TO TELL YOU THAT I’M NOT A BOY, BECAUSE I’M NOT”

Proudly stomping away in her blue jean overalls, head held high.

Once we edged closer to the first day of school she kept asking questions like, “Do you think the other kids will like me? Do you think they’ll be my friend? Will they think I’m a boy? Will they pick on me because I have boy hair?”

So I went to the grocery store, bought some dye, and spent the whole night transforming my bright blonde little girl into a plum punk rock fairy. I then assured her that if any of the kids didn’t like her, they were just jealous.

As for you, mothers and teachers with the wandering eyes filled with disgust and judgement, I’m in the business of raising a free spirit.

Here’s to you, Raven Marie. I love you.

Look at how fucking adorable that kid is holy fucking shit

Best mother award

Look how cute she is!!!

this is one of the most perfect posts I have seen in a long time

sometimes-musics-the-only-way:

Gerard Way being a little cutie after his performance on Conan

likeevers:

i hate it when paper falls off your desk and it just slides off into the next continent

theychangethings:

I may not have any special talents but I can recite every word Groot said in guardians of the galaxy

alisonshendrixs:

an important piece of advice for future parents:

  • don’t insult your kid’s weight
  • don’t insult your kid’s weight
  • don’t insult your kid’s weight
  • just don’t even comment on it
  • your kid is well aware of their weight
  • just don’t do it

lesleylloyd:

quiteyours:

it gets me every time

EVERY. TIME

When I try to pretend my feelings aren’t there instead of actually dealing with them

unaverageconfessions:

they’re just like:

THEME